Take Back Your Beaver!

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“Take Back Your Beaver” is a song and music video about trying to own my pubes in an era of hairlessness. Once upon a time in my early 20s I was actually rejected by someone for having a beaver … and so it seems these fury creatures have become an endangered species! My very young 20 year old cousin has never actually seen or interacted with a beaver despite having had a handful of partners. To him, beavers are like Bigfoot! So I wrote a song about all this, urging folks of all stripes to take back their beavers! In other words, “Take back your power!” Now I’m not saying you have to grow a big ole beaver. No … I just wanna broaden the definition of what is deemed beautiful down there … and in general. Let’s just be in our bodies however we choose to be and want to be and ignore what everyone else is saying. Take back your beaver! Take back your power!

Take Back Your Beaver” has been a huge hit at my live cabaret shows. Following the success of my first music video “Not My City Anymore”, I reassembled many of the same cast and crew to shoot this video now on YouTube. Please spread the video and help us incite the beaver revolution! Oh and …. tee-shirts and stickers are available as well! Hah!

Take Back Your Beaver

My sister says I gotta get rid of this thing … she’s
Rolling up in her bikini now, gonna steal me for a swim
What’s wrong with you? They’re gonna run from you!
You just don’t stand a chance
I won’t be seen with the likes of you and the monster in your pants

I’m not some hairless wonder
I’m not a little girl

Take back your beaver
Don’t ever leave her
Stand by your beaver
Cause tomorrow belongs to her

I’m seeing someone new, god help me, what should I do?
I fluctuate, I ro-sham-bo, gonna try me something new
With urban sprawl, au natural, it’s on, I’m feeling free
We only get so far, says he just can’t hang
Or see the forest for the trees

I’m not some hairless wonder
I’m not a little girl

Take back your beaver
Don’t ever leave her
Stand by your beaver
Cause tomorrow belongs to her

My beaver’s out to China, France and Italy
It’s reaching for the heavens, gonna cross the seven seas
It’s bushy, wooly, curly and did I mention big?
My beaver’s out to China, it’s not a landing strip.

Take back your beaver
Don’t ever leave her
Stand by your beaver
Cause tomorrow belongs to her